In an absolute shocker (or not-so-shocker for Bills fans), the NFL is now investigating one of its own referees after some totally unbiased footage surfaced showing questionable calls during the AFC Championship Game between the Buffalo Bills and Kansas City Chiefs. Apparently, the leagueâs âstrict rulesâ were tossed aside faster than a Chiefs fan discarding a losing bet slip.
The alleged crime? Referee favoritism-or as Bills Mafia would call it, outright theft.
Witnesses (a.k.a. anyone with a working pair of eyes watching the game) claim the officiating was, letâs say, âstrategically lopsided.â From phantom penalties to a mystical inability to see blatant fouls against Buffalo, this game had everything except fairness.
Sources say the NFLâs CEO is âdeeply concernedâ and has promised to âinvestigate thoroughly,â which roughly translates to, âWeâll slap this guy on the wrist and move on because, hey, Kansas City sells more jerseys.â
Fans across the league are taking to social media to roast the NFL for its impeccable consistency in inconsistency. Meanwhile, Buffalo fans, already equipped with folding tables and unrelenting rage, are demanding answersâor, at the very least, a refund on their broken dreams.
Stay tuned as the NFL continues to perfect its legacy of âunbiasedâ officiating. For now, the Bills will have to wait for next season, while Kansas City marches on to the Super Bowl⌠again. Coincidence? We think not.
